June is now Screw the Mods Month

Yes it's that time of the year again, as we head into summer and you can practically hear the great outdoors say, "Come outside!" In the meantime mods have crawled out of their dens and can be heard saying, "Get off our site!"

Today's moderation is a warning over the only message I posted within the last 24 hours. And yes, this is the kind of message that will get you warned when the mods have their foot in the door from a previous moderation - they're like piranhas, once they have a taste of blood they're all over you.

White House official calls Bergdahl's platoon "psycopaths"

In an attempt to justify charges of desertion...

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/06/05/administration-official-apologizes-for-tweets-bergdahl-platoon-psychopaths/

“Here's the thing about Bergdahl and the Jump-to-Conclusions mats: What if his platoon was long on psychopaths and short on leadership?”

He went on to argue that Bergdahl might have grown “disillusioned” with leadership and walked off – and that this might give those who served with him “reason to smear him publicly now.”

To those who believe the prisoner swap shows the White House cares about troops: how does smearing a bunch of other soldiers to defend a single deserter accomplish that?

Here's a rundown of the mistakes I made:

1) I added my own comment. Don't ever do that. When the mods are on you, you could make a post about puppies and conclude "I love puppies" at the end of it and this would be considered trolling. Because when you're a troll you're a troll, and if you say anything at all about anything that's only more proof you're trolling.

2) I brought up a policy issue, which is a no-no. Left wing narrative and personal attack trumps actual political subjects. The narrative right now is that Obama cares so much about a deserter that we had to trade away every Taliban leader the terrorists wanted, and if you didn't do this it meant you hated our veterans and wanted them to die (because it would just be nuts to deny a false dichotomy and think the Taliban wasn't going to immediately kill a guy they've already been holding for several years, and who was their only bargaining chip). You must hate our troops if you don't love Obama's bad deals. That's fine to say in pretty much any topic you want. But one topic that blows through the narrative, that shows a White House official saying the troops they supposedly care so much about are just a bunch of Swift-Boating psycopaths? That's not going to be allowed.

3) Finally, of course I posted something embarrassing to liberals.

Here's how to do things right on the politics board:

1) ONLY generalize conservatives. My problem yesterday was that I was so mean and stereotyped liberals, which is total trolling. But everyone knows all those dumb conservatives are against breathing. When you say things like this, the mods give you a gold star and actually take your advice seriously when you go around marking other people you don't like for "trolling."

2) DON'T talk about real policy issues. Just make stuff up about imaginary fantasy worlds. That kind of stuff is awesome, as long as you say "politics" once to make sure it's on topic. The way liberals run the place, we're already used to these fantasy narratives anyway. Be sure to hit up the Politics board as your #1 source for the latest news on how gun control in Atlantis is coming along, how great a leader Barack Obama is, and how Joe Biden still has a brain.

3) ONLY post stories embarrassing to conservatives, even when they're just plumb made up! Dagnabbit man, don't you know you can't post real stories about Democrats on the site because that's just trolling and pushing an awful stereotype? You should be spending your time on false stories and call Republicans a bunch of lunatics. That's PC. Also when you tell Republicans to "suck it" and come in to just give a big f*** you, that's not trolling. That's just valid political discourse and beautiful liberal tolerance talking.


Anyway, that's the last new moderation you'll be seeing for a while. Since the mods have made it impossible for me to post pretty much anything, I hereby declare the month of June as "Screw the Mods Month." Instead of spending my time on the politics board, this month I'll be spending that time here eviscerating moderators for their nonsense. You brought this on yourselves, guys.